Tag: jokes
group name: goodmorning
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May 11, 2007 03:56 PM EDT --
There are some drivers who just might do these things. If you see them, run. This came in my email.
Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the below "things . . . more
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May 08, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
These were both new to me and hopefully will be to others. They came in my email.
Old Prices
For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city . . . more
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January 22, 2007 03:50 PM EST --
This sounded like pretty good advice to me. Men, pay attention. This one came in an email.
"I finished the ice cream."
"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds." . . . more
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January 30, 2007 03:36 PM EST --
I think these two clean out the jokes that have come in my email today.
My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone a man named Ian at my bank.The operator asked me . . . more
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January 08, 2007 10:22 PM EST --
This one is just a little different. I got it in an email.
A psychologist is speaking at a paranormal conference and asks her audience if anyone has ever seen a ghost.
About 25% of those in attendance . . . more
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January 09, 2007 11:42 PM EST --
I debate about publishing this one and decided to go ahead. It came to me in an email.
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him . . . more
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January 21, 2007 06:27 PM EST --
This is an old one but I think it is hilarious. When I recieved it in my email I thought it was worth publishing.
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell . . . more
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January 28, 2007 03:04 AM EST --
I thought this was very funny when I saw it in my email.
Just imagine sitting in traffic
If you don't laugh at the end of reading this then there's something wrong with . . . more
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October 24, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
I hope these will be enjoyed. I received them in my email.
RULES TO ENTER KANSAS Applies to each person as they enter Kansas.
Learn & remember: East . . . more
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December 23, 2007 12:12 PM EST --
I like getting kid jokes like these in my email.
After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she . . . more
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December 29, 2007 09:11 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
SEVEN CLUES THAT YOUR DOG MIGHT BE IN CHARGE
You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more . . . more
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January 14, 2008 02:22 PM EST --
Yesterday I got something similar in my email about cats. Today I received this one about dogs.
Does Your Dog Own You?
You believe every dog is a lap dog.
. . . more
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October 19, 2007 04:05 PM EDT --
I received these in my email.
It took me a second to get this one.
It was time for the final and the student depending upon . . . more
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October 28, 2007 04:18 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and hope others will. I received these in my email.
A young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone . . . more
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November 01, 2007 04:27 PM EDT --
This is one of those days when most of these jokes I have heard before, but think they are worth publishing. I received them in my email.
Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients . . . more
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December 16, 2007 07:56 AM EST --
These seemed worth sharing when I read them in my email.
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the . . . more
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December 17, 2007 03:49 PM EST --
I thought these were worth sharing when I found them in my email.
An elderly widow and widower had been dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her . . . more
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December 24, 2007 08:55 AM EST --
I thought these would bring some laughs when I found them in my email.
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How . . . more
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December 24, 2007 11:22 PM EST --
I thought these were good enough to share when I found them in my email.
On the way to preschool, a doctor had left his stethoscope on the car seat and his little girl picked . . . more
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December 25, 2007 10:14 PM EST --
I received these in my email.
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden . . . more
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