Tag: joke
group name: goodmorning
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May 11, 2007 03:56 PM EDT --
There are some drivers who just might do these things. If you see them, run. This came in my email.
Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the below "things . . . more
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January 08, 2007 10:22 PM EST --
This one is just a little different. I got it in an email.
A psychologist is speaking at a paranormal conference and asks her audience if anyone has ever seen a ghost.
About 25% of those in attendance . . . more
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January 09, 2007 11:42 PM EST --
I debate about publishing this one and decided to go ahead. It came to me in an email.
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him . . . more
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January 21, 2007 06:27 PM EST --
This is an old one but I think it is hilarious. When I recieved it in my email I thought it was worth publishing.
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell . . . more
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January 28, 2007 03:04 AM EST --
I thought this was very funny when I saw it in my email.
Just imagine sitting in traffic
If you don't laugh at the end of reading this then there's something wrong with . . . more
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June 07, 2008 05:34 PM EDT --
I'm very bad about not using English correctly so this might help me. I received this in my email.
How To Write English Correctly
Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
Prepositions . . . more
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December 17, 2006 10:45 AM EST --
A Parable Explaining Why Hunters Shouldn't Be Doctors
Elmer Fudd and his buddy Sam are out in the woods hunting wascally wabbits...when suddenly, Sam grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't . . . more
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May 08, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
These were both new to me and hopefully will be to others. They came in my email.
Old Prices
For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city . . . more
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January 22, 2007 03:50 PM EST --
This sounded like pretty good advice to me. Men, pay attention. This one came in an email.
"I finished the ice cream."
"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds." . . . more
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January 30, 2007 03:36 PM EST --
I think these two clean out the jokes that have come in my email today.
My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone a man named Ian at my bank.The operator asked me . . . more
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February 11, 2007 09:30 AM EST --
I think these are well worth sharing. This came in an email.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's gender?
A: Childbirth.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers . . . more
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December 29, 2007 09:11 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
SEVEN CLUES THAT YOUR DOG MIGHT BE IN CHARGE
You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more . . . more
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January 14, 2008 02:22 PM EST --
Yesterday I got something similar in my email about cats. Today I received this one about dogs.
Does Your Dog Own You?
You believe every dog is a lap dog.
. . . more
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January 14, 2007 10:02 PM EST --
When I saw this one in my email I had to pass it along.
Two good ole boys down in Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer...After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n . . . more
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January 24, 2007 06:49 PM EST --
I have seen this one before but when it came in my email I thought it was worth sharing. Some of you might not have seen it.
TO: Honorable Secretary of Agriculture
Washington, D.C. . . . more
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February 05, 2007 10:12 AM EST --
Humor..You Probably Need a Vacation If... I owe this one too my friend who swap jokes with me.
You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.
You get all excited . . . more
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January 25, 2007 09:50 AM EST --
This came in an email. It is very possibly true.
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. . . . more
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January 26, 2007 05:54 PM EST --
If I had looked a little farther in my emails I would have included this one with the first lawyer joke.
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with . . . more
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January 28, 2007 09:10 AM EST --
This one is cute. It was in my email this morning.
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild . . . more
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January 28, 2007 04:55 PM EST --
Another good one from my joke swappers. I have seen one similar to this before, but it is still worth a good chuckle.
An old man walks into an attorney's office to file for a divorce... . . . more
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