Tag: funny
group name: goodmorning
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May 11, 2007 03:56 PM EDT --
There are some drivers who just might do these things. If you see them, run. This came in my email.
Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the below "things . . . more
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January 08, 2007 10:22 PM EST --
This one is just a little different. I got it in an email.
A psychologist is speaking at a paranormal conference and asks her audience if anyone has ever seen a ghost.
About 25% of those in attendance . . . more
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January 09, 2007 11:42 PM EST --
I debate about publishing this one and decided to go ahead. It came to me in an email.
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him . . . more
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January 21, 2007 06:27 PM EST --
This is an old one but I think it is hilarious. When I recieved it in my email I thought it was worth publishing.
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell . . . more
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January 28, 2007 03:04 AM EST --
I thought this was very funny when I saw it in my email.
Just imagine sitting in traffic
If you don't laugh at the end of reading this then there's something wrong with . . . more
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June 07, 2008 05:34 PM EDT --
I'm very bad about not using English correctly so this might help me. I received this in my email.
How To Write English Correctly
Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
Prepositions . . . more
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January 22, 2007 03:50 PM EST --
This sounded like pretty good advice to me. Men, pay attention. This one came in an email.
"I finished the ice cream."
"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds." . . . more
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January 30, 2007 03:36 PM EST --
I think these two clean out the jokes that have come in my email today.
My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone a man named Ian at my bank.The operator asked me . . . more
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February 02, 2007 12:02 PM EST --
This is hillarious. I don’t know it is true or not. I received it in an email.
This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think this guy should . . . more
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February 11, 2007 09:30 AM EST --
I think these are well worth sharing. This came in an email.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's gender?
A: Childbirth.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers . . . more
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May 08, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
These were both new to me and hopefully will be to others. They came in my email.
Old Prices
For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city . . . more
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January 09, 2007 02:07 AM EST --
This one came to me in an email.
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University of Minnesota, Duluth. They would get together two or three times . . . more
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January 19, 2007 08:42 AM EST --
I like this one when I saw it in my email. I hope others do too.
For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with . . . more
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December 29, 2007 09:11 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
SEVEN CLUES THAT YOUR DOG MIGHT BE IN CHARGE
You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more . . . more
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January 14, 2008 02:22 PM EST --
Yesterday I got something similar in my email about cats. Today I received this one about dogs.
Does Your Dog Own You?
You believe every dog is a lap dog.
. . . more
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December 17, 2006 10:45 AM EST --
A Parable Explaining Why Hunters Shouldn't Be Doctors
Elmer Fudd and his buddy Sam are out in the woods hunting wascally wabbits...when suddenly, Sam grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't . . . more
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January 14, 2007 12:11 PM EST --
I thought these were great when I saw them in my email this morning.
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy . . . more
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January 06, 2007 02:07 PM EST --
You can thank those I swap jokes with if you like these. They came in a email.
Mary was four and was just beginning to peel from her very first sunburn.As she looked . . . more
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January 07, 2007 12:52 AM EST --
I thought this one was cute. I saw a similar one before and got a laught out of it. This one came in an email.
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a
house: "Talking Dog For Sale." . . . more
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January 09, 2007 09:00 AM EST --
I have heard a couple of these before but not most of them. This was posted on a website with no author given.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my . . . more
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